Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Engineer BF, best among the best! (HUH????!!!!?? my personal expression though)

Come across this article from a forum,I feel indebted if I don't share this with others,as most of my fellow friends are engineers.

Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.

Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firms. Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan. The arts graduate is still looking for a job. And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers are trained really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on
trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.

Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.The Management graduate who will try to control your spending, The Arts graduate who will 'change major'. And the medical school graduate who will operate on you.

And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others -
The lawyers will lie about everything. Management graduates will cheat your money. The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.

So,to those my engineers friends out there,does it sounds sarcastic or a compliment to you? Well, I dated engineers before, in fact, even my buddies were engineers too.Well,I just can't help hanging around with those people as I'm one of those engineering student...ONCE...
I personally not totally agree with those advantages that an engineer possess.
1. Secure lifestyle = bored
Not every engineer is highly-paid.Perhaps those offshore engineers or engineers that involve in oil&gas industry enjoy higher income.Else,engineer is just another ordinary profession out there with endless OT and datelines to meet.
In terms of their personality,I sensed that most engineers are not always prefectly groomed.Sad,isn't it? Of course,there will always an exception.But I hardly bumped into a gorgeous engineer nonetheless.So far,at least.

2. Unmatchable industriousness = lack of creativity
If every engineer tend to apply the same formula to please their partner as what they did in their profession,that would be disastrous! OMG! Can you imagine that you are having the same surprise during your valentine,your birthday,your anniversary,etc all over again for the next few years?? Yet,girls are the emotional creature.As long as you are able to win her heart,they don't really care whether is the same old method being used again or not.Am I right??
However,I do see some of my engineer friends are able to come out with an abundance of creative,heart-warming idea just to impress their beloved partner.For their tireless effort,they earned my salute for them.

3. An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust = bullshit!
Perhaps we should put it in that way.Chances of engineers flirting with their colleagues are lesser due to the fact that most engineers are guy,some even in their late 30s,40s. Whether they will betray you or not,it's more likely depend on their faith in a relationship,rather than their profession.

Despite of that,I can't help but wonder,what would it be if we date a pharmacist?
Rob? Any comment? ...LOL...


6040 said...

i think u better date an auditor.. haha..~~~

Just Try and C... Who knows?
It's just as what you said: " There is some exception"

You can't know about the relationship until you have tried.
So, just go ahead although i'll be sad if you are not dating with Auditor, but i'll support your decision...


Free Pieces said...

Haha..interesting topic this time. There are true facts from that article, and yet, there are some facts that are untrue also. The formulae will not apply to every engineers. LOL..In that article just mention medical grad rite, didnt mention pharmacist rite? so now i let u know la d pros and cons of dating a pharmacist..haha

Good thing
1) Pharmacist they are emotional. Your partner will very care of what you think, so they will try their very best to make u happy like sunshine.
2) Pharmacist have a secure job. Pharmaceutical industries is blooming now. Malaysia is lack of pharmacist, so no worry u will have jobless hubby. Starting pay also almost 4k, so no worry to die from hunger :p
3) Pharmacist is drug expert. When u sick, they can buy u drugs with least side effects and the best drugs to cure u. If doctor give u the wrong drugs, ur hubby will realise. If ur husband is nt a pharmacist, the wife might die because of eating the wrong drug instead of die from the sickness.
4)Pharmacist know hw to enjoy life..no need explain further..look at me now..hehe

Disadvantages dating a pharmacist
1) some, some pharmacists have no life, they will work in hosp whole day and nite cos now we have on call already, just like doctor. So, pls dun consider any pharmacist working in hosp de, those working in national pharmaceutical ctrl bureau (like me) can consider la..:p
2) Some pharmacist are nerd and orthod. They will apply wat they learn in their routine life. Example, when u wish to eat a chicken burger, he will "ngam" u abt the calories and diseases u might have by eating just that 1 chicken burger. F*ck him man. If u ever find a person like tis, let me know, i will end his life straight away. make him be the chicken in the burger!
3) some pharmacist are "a dut dut"..they r slow and dun know wat u r thinking. Even u give him hint that u want go out romantic dinner for valentine's day, he is so stupid that he buy u load of vege and meat ask u cook at home. Haha.. But dun worry, Not all pharmacist r like that. If me, i will make me and my partner eat at home also, but i will cook, make candle light dinner :p

So, these are the pros and cons that i know la. If i know more, i will updatezz u de. Not everyone is perfect though...thats why a couple need to forgive and forget. Some engineers that I know also not bad ah, but some r suckks..

Haha..sorry ahh..i comment alot pulak..haha..i always believe in yuen fen / fate. Are you?

Free Pieces said...

P/s: it will be good if u write ur blog in english, at least a banana like me can read..Joking nia..LOL. Have a nice day!!

悦子 said...

hey....can i link to this post?

i found out that it was so interesting ya!!!

i m etsuko/cheryl

Lynne said...

Auditor???? Seems like pharmacist share much more advantages at the moment wor...hoho...

I shud be considering dating pharmacist right now,wahahaha...
Totally agree with the words"every couple nid2 forgive n forget"
Afterall,no 1 is perfect,rite??

Any pharmacist out thr? LOL

Free Pieces said...

LOL..u wanna date drug expert? LOL..i recommend Leong Shean ne..haha..ur eyes must be opeing big now..You r the best!!! Nemo (> <)

Lynne said...

Haiyo Rob,Leong Shean not available dy neh...my eyes closed straight away!! ...LOL...

6040 said...

Haha, I seems like can't provide you any advantages wo... I'd choose to depend on feeling but not based on those so-called advantages. Hehe...

Lynne said...

FEELINGS...the most devastating weapon ever...
It may seem solid and unbreakable yet you will never realize its fragility...
It may catapult someone fly high into sky but at the same time shatter your hope into pieces...

Don't easily fall trap into the feelings game neh! hahaaa~

6040 said...

haha, then i mah Mou Hong D...

Wow, this become your hotest topic d wor! 10 comments d.~~~

Lynne said...

Yeah...thanks to you le..

6040 said...

This become your chat room d...

Thanks to me need YI SAN XIONG HUI one leh~~~ Haha...

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